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Alexander Woolcott quotes

Alexander Woolcott quotes – snarky theater critic and writer. Even if you don’t recognize his name, you’ll definitely recognize one of his quotes below. Enjoy!
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Quotes about women

Quotes about women – Very funny, and all-too-often true, quotes about women, from a variety of sources
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Ozman’s Laws

Ozman’s Laws: If someone says he will do something “without fail,” he won’t. The more people talk on the phone, the less money they make....
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Ozman’s Laws

Ozman’s Laws: If someone says he will do something “without fail,” he won’t. The more people talk on the phone, the less money they make....
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Quit shooting off your mouth

Quit shooting off your mouth – From the Abbott and Costello radio show, circa 1940-ish Lou Costello: Do you brush your teeth with gunpowder? Sid Fields:...
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Albert Einstein describes radio

Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied: “You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat.  You pull his tail...
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