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Alexander Woolcott quotes

Alexander Woolcott quotes
Alexander Woolcott quotes – snarky theater critic and writer. Even if you don’t recognize his name, you’ll definitely recognize one of his quotes below. Enjoy!
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Ozman’s Laws

Ozman’s Laws: If someone says he will do something “without fail,” he won’t. The more people talk on the phone, the less money they make. People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn’t. Pizza always burns the roof of your mouth.
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Ozman’s Laws

Ozman’s Laws: If someone says he will do something “without fail,” he won’t. The more people talk on the phone, the less money they make. People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn’t. Pizza always burns the roof of your mouth.
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Quit shooting off your mouth

Quit shooting off your mouth
Quit shooting off your mouth – From the Abbott and Costello radio show, circa 1940-ish Lou Costello: Do you brush your teeth with gunpowder? Sid Fields: No. Lou Costello: Then quit shooting off your mouth!
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Albert Einstein describes radio

Dress for success? Albert Einstein disproves that "the clothes make the man" in this funny anecdote!
Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied: “You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat.  You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles.  Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you...
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