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Funny movie quotes Three Stooges Nutty but Nice

Nutty but Nice - Three Stooges movie poster
Funny movie quotes Three Stooges Nutty But Nice (1940) starring Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard Funny quotes from one of the Three Stooges’ best short films, Nutty but Nice. Three singing comedy waiters (Moe, Larry, Curly) try to cheer up a sick child whose father has been kidnapped. Failing, they decide to...
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Funny movie quote from Airplane 2: The Sequel

Airplane 2 - the sequel
Funny movie quote from Airplane 2: The Sequel — very funny! Witness: Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn’t handle it. Prosecutor: Buddy couldn’t handle it. Was Buddy one of your crew? Witness: Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was...
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Your forefathers

Bud Abbott and Lou Costello
Your forefathers – classic Abbott and Costello comedy from their movie, Comin’ Round the Mountain [after walking into an old beat-down cabin] Wilbert (Lou Costello): How could my kin folks ever live in a joint like this? Al Stewart (Bud Abbott): Probably your forefathers lived here. Wilbert (Lou Costello):...
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Apple Dumpling Gang – funny quotes

Funny movie quotes from the classic Disney film, The Apple Dumpling Gang starring Tim Conway, Don Knotts, Bill Bixby, Henry Morgan Amos Tucker (Tim Conway): How much money do you figure that dude’s got in front of him? Theodore Ogelvie (Don Knotts) : About 500. Amos Tucker (Tim Conway): 500?...
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Funny movie quotes from The Greatest Show on Earth

Funny Movie Quotes from The Greatest Show on Earth (1952) starring Charleton Heston, Gloria Grahame, Cornel Wilde, Betty Hutton, Jimmy Stewart Angel (Gloria Grahame): Listen, sugar, the only way that you can keep me warm is to wrap me up in a marriage license.
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funny movie quotes from The Nutty Professor

Funny movie quotes from The Nutty Professor, starring Jerry Lewis and Stella Stevens
Funny Movie Quotes from The Nutty Professor(1963) starring Jerry Lewis, Stella Stevens Gym Attendant: Are you hurt?Professor Julius Kelp (Jerry Lewis): Well, if a man with an ulcer and a splinter in his finger and a nail in his foot was then struck by lightning, if you could say that...
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