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Funny movie quotes from Tricky Dicks

Funny movie quotes from Tricky Dicks (1953) starring the Three Stooges (Moe, Larry, Shemp) Funny movie quotes from ‘Tricky Dicks’ (1953) starring the Three Stooges (Moe, Larry and Shemp) in a very funny spoof of police shows
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Funny movie quotes from Rio Rita

Funny movie quotes from Abbott and Costello’s first movie for MGM, “Rio Rita” ‘Wishy’ (Lou Costello): Answer the phone. ‘Doc’ (Bud Abbott): It didn’t ring. ‘Wishy’ (Lou Costello): Why wait until the last minute? [phone rings]
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Funny movie quotes Three Stooges Nutty but Nice

Nutty but Nice - Three Stooges movie poster
Funny movie quotes Three Stooges Nutty But Nice (1940) starring Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard Funny quotes from one of the Three Stooges’ best short films, Nutty but Nice. Three singing comedy waiters (Moe, Larry, Curly) try to cheer up a sick child whose father has been kidnapped. Failing, they decide to...
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Funny movie quote from Airplane 2: The Sequel

Airplane 2 - the sequel
Funny movie quote from Airplane 2: The Sequel — very funny! Witness: Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn’t handle it. Prosecutor: Buddy couldn’t handle it. Was Buddy one of your crew? Witness: Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was...
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Your forefathers

Bud Abbott and Lou Costello
Your forefathers – classic Abbott and Costello comedy from their movie, Comin’ Round the Mountain [after walking into an old beat-down cabin] Wilbert (Lou Costello): How could my kin folks ever live in a joint like this? Al Stewart (Bud Abbott): Probably your forefathers lived here. Wilbert (Lou Costello):...
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Apple Dumpling Gang – funny quotes

Funny movie quotes from the classic Disney film, The Apple Dumpling Gang starring Tim Conway, Don Knotts, Bill Bixby, Henry Morgan Amos Tucker (Tim Conway): How much money do you figure that dude’s got in front of him? Theodore Ogelvie (Don Knotts) : About 500. Amos Tucker (Tim Conway): 500?...
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