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Apple Dumpling Gang – funny quotes

Funny movie quotes from the classic Disney film, The Apple Dumpling Gang starring Tim Conway, Don Knotts, Bill Bixby, Henry Morgan Amos Tucker (Tim Conway): How much money do you figure that dude’€™s got in front of him? Theodore Ogelvie (Don Knotts) : About 500. Amos Tucker (Tim Conway): 500?...
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Funny movie quotes from The Greatest Show on Earth

Funny Movie Quotes from The Greatest Show on Earth (1952) starring Charleton Heston, Gloria Grahame, Cornel Wilde, Betty Hutton, Jimmy Stewart Angel (Gloria Grahame): Listen, sugar, the only way that you can keep me warm is to wrap me up in a marriage license.
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funny movie quotes from The Nutty Professor

Funny movie quotes from The Nutty Professor, starring Jerry Lewis and Stella Stevens
Funny Movie Quotes from The Nutty Professor(1963) starring Jerry Lewis, Stella Stevens Gym Attendant: Are you hurt?Professor Julius Kelp (Jerry Lewis): Well, if a man with an ulcer and a splinter in his finger and a nail in his foot was then struck by lightning, if you could say that...
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Funny movie quotes from Punch Drunks

Punch Drunks - Moe Howard, Dorothy Granger, Curly Howard
Funny movie quotes from Punch Drunks (1934) starring the Three Stooges ‘€” Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard Funny movie quotes from Punch Drunks, starring the Three Stooges – Moe Howard, Larry Fine and Curly Howard.  This is the 1934 original ‘€œboxing match’€ sketch that the Three Stooges did multiple times, where Curly...
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Funny movies quotes from One Night in the Tropics

Bud Abbott and Lou Costello
Funny movies quotes from One Night in the Tropics –Abbott and Costello‘€™s first film [Lou Costello lights up a cigar] Bud Abbott: Stop smoking, no smoking in here.Lou Costello: What makes you think I’€™m smokin’€™?Bud Abbott : You’ve got a cigar in your mouth!Lou Costello : I’ve got shoes on,...
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Funny movie quotes from Rockin’ Thru the Rockies

Rockin' Thru the Rockies, starring the Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard)
Funny movie quotes from Rockin’ Thru the Rockies Funny movie quotes from the Three Stooges in Rockin’ Thru the Rockies – Moe, Larry and Curly in the old American West, guiding a minstrel show thru the Rockies, dealing with hostile Indians, snowstorm, bear, ice fishing, and their own ineptness.
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Funny movie quotes from White Christmas

White Christmas, starring Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye, Vera Ellen, Rosemary Clooney
Funny movie quotes from ‘White Christmas‘, with many funny lines between Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye Phil Davis (Danny Kaye): When what’€™s left of you gets around to what’€™s left to be gotten, what’€™s left to be gotten won’€™t be worth getting, whatever it is you’ve got left.
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Funny movie quotes from We Want Our Mummy

Funny movie quotes from We Want Our Mummy — a classic Three Stooges short film, starring Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard, Bud Jamison Curly (Curly Howard): Well, I reckon since there’s no other place around the place, this must be the place, I reckon. Larry (Larry Fine): That’s a...
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Disorder in the Court

Funny movie quotes for Disorder in the Court (1936) starring the Three Stooges (Moe, Larry and Curly) Funny movie quotes for Disorder in the Court (1936) starring the Three Stooges (Moe, Larry and Curly) – a hilarious classic!
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