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You Know You’ve Had Too Much Coffee

Five Steps to a Healthy Diet
You Know You’ve Had Too Much Coffee When . . . You can type sixty words a minute with your feet. Instant coffee takes too long. You chew on other people’s fingernails. You answer the door before people knock. You sleep with your eyes open. You go to...
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Recipe for Mom’s Brownies

Recipe for Mom's Brownies - As the father of 5 children, I have to tell you that this rings so true ... it also makes me think of how my younger brother kept melting my action figures in the broiler ...
Recipe for Mom’s Brownies – As the father of 5 children, I have to tell you that this rings so true … it also makes me think of how my younger brother kept melting my action figures in the broiler …
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What food causes the most grief and suffering?

A Doctor was addressing a large audience . “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be...
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Eat the Last Piece of Fruitcake

Eat the Last Piece of Fruitcake - Sung to the tune of 'Last Train to Clarksville' by The Monkees - a very funny song parody (unless, of course, you *love* Christmas fruitcake)
Eat the Last Piece of Fruitcake – Sung to the tune of ‘Last Train to Clarksville’ by The Monkees – a very funny song parody (unless, of course, you *love* Christmas fruitcake) If you received a fruitcake for Christmas, share it with all your friends today, National Fruitcake Day...
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