Home » Archive by categoryDoctor jokes

Things you don’t want to hear during surgery

Doctor, Doctor Christmas Jokes
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery – and we hope you never do! Oops! Come back with that! Bad dog! Hand me that … uh … that uh … Nurse, what do they call that pointed thingy again? Dang, there go the lights again. Wow!  I...
Continue reading

Verdict or Sentence?

Funny quotes about doctors - Quotes by various people (including Walter Matthau, Groucho Marx, and Steve Martin) on doctors and medicine.
Verdict or sentence? When the man asks his doctor for a verdict … enjoy! The patient asked, “Well, doctor, now that you’ve given me a complete physical, what’s the verdict?” The doctor replied, “Well, the bad news is:
Continue reading

Doctor, Doctor Christmas Jokes

Doctor, Doctor Christmas Jokes
Doctor, Doctor Christmas Jokes Doctor, Doctor! jokes with a Christmas flavor Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’€™m a Christmas bell! Just take these pills – and, if they don’€™t work, give me a ring!
Continue reading