Dating jokes

Blind Date

Girlfriend’s expensive education

Girlfriend’s expensive education – I always knew that education was expensive, but …

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Whose dog is smarter?

Was the dog depressed?

Was the dog depressed? Could there *be* a worse beginning to a first date?

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Drill Instructor’s rules for dating his daughter As the father of four daughters, I can testify that this is not only hilarious, but true!!

Drill Instructor’s rules for dating his daughter

Drill Instructor’s rules for dating his daughter As the father of four daughters, I can testify that this is not only hilarious, but true!!

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Funny Responses to pick-up lines

Funny Responses to pick-up lines

Funny Responses to pick-up lines – Ladies, are you tired of hearing the same old pick-up lines? Wouldn’t you like to respond with a withering, snarky answer? Here you go!

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Alan Alda and Loretta Swift from the M*A*S*H TV series

Understanding What a Woman Means

Understanding What a Woman Means – As any man who has been married can tell you (and a good many boyfriends *think* they know), there is a vast gulf between what your wife *says* and what she *means* — this handy guide will help you know which is which!

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Relationship Rules

Relationship rules

Relationship rules — Read the rules and *live* by them!

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Wedding cake response

Rules That Guys Wished Women Knew

Rules That Guys Wished Women Knew – A list of things that nearly all guys wished that their wives or girlfriends knew … far too true, and very funny!

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Application to date my daughter

Application to date my daughter

Application to date my daughter – as a father of 4 daughters, I appreciate this! Laughed out loud reading the final paragraph, hope you will too!

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Who was that girl I saw you with at the dance last night?

Who was that  girl I saw you with at the dance last night? I wasn’t with anyone at the dance last night. I saw you talking to a fat, homely girl at the dance last night …

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Blind Date

Blind Date

I hear that you went on a blind date last night; did you have a good time? A good time? Would have a good time with somebody who’s old, smelly and stingy? No, I wouldn’t. Neither did she!

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