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Which is closer, the moon or California?

Which is closer, the moon or California? – a funny example of clown logic – enjoy! Two hobo clowns were sitting on a park bench one moonlight evening. One hobo looks at the moon, and then turns to the other, ‘€œWhich is closer, the moon or California?’€
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Eating dirt cheap

An old, but still funny joke about eating dirt cheap – enjoy! Clown 1: I’€™m hungry, but I don’€™t have enough money to buy anything decent to eat. Clown 2: I have the solution! I know a restaurant where we can eat dirt cheap!
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Have a scar?

Have a scar? The clown just had his appendix removed … Clown 1: I just had my appendix removed. Clown 2: Have a scar?
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clown weight lifting

clown weight lifting – Why did one clown ask the other about lifting weights? Clown 1: Did your mother lift weights, by any chance? Clown 2: No, why do you ask?
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The hobos and the nun with a broken leg

The hobos and the nun with a broken leg – A very funny joke, about two hobos who meet a nun with a broken leg Two hobo clowns were waiting at the bus stop along with a nun with her leg in a cast. The first hobo asked, “Sister, how did...
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