The problem with laryngitis
What’s the problem with laryngitis? Enjoy the joke! Clown 1: I hear you had laryngitis last week. Clown 2: Yes, and that’s the problem with laryngitis. Clown 1: What’s that?
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Human cannonball
Why did the circus go out of business when the human cannonball quit? Enjoy the joke! Clown 1: Did you know that I used to be a circus star? Clown 2: Seriously? Clown 1: Yes! I was the human cannonball! In fact, when I quit, the circus went...
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Rolls Royce as collateral
Who would use a $250,000 Rolls Royce as collateral for a small loan? A very canny business woman, that’s who! Enjoy the joke! A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business...
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Clown flies an airplane
You know it’s bad news when a clown flies an airplane … A clown was riding on a two-seater aircraft when the pilot had a fatal heart attack. He radioed the tower which assured him that they are experienced and will be able to help him get to...
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Have you seen a doctor?
Have you seen a doctor? A classic joke – enjoy! A man bumps into another man. The other man says ‘Hey! Watch where you’re going!’ The man says ‘Sorry, I’ve been seeing spots.’ The other man says, ‘Oh, have you seen a doctor?’
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Can you spell Eucalyptus
Can you spell Eucalyptus? Is that *really* the best question that the 911 operator can ask? An older couple was at home one evening having a nice quiet dinner together when the husband suddenly collapsed on the floor clutching his chest in pain. The wife rushed to the phone...
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Clown goes to the doctor
A clown goes to the doctor to find out what’s wrong with him … enjoy! A clown went into his doctor’s office with a carrot in one ear, a radish in the other ear, and a banana jammed up his nose. He asked the doctor, ‘Hey, Doc –...
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Did he catch all those fish by himself?
Did he catch all those fish by himself? Well, everybody needs a *little* help sometimes … Clown 1: I see that you caught a lot of fish yesterday! Clown 2: Well, yes, I guess I did. Clown 1: Did you catch them all by yourself?
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Dogs named Rolex and Timex
Why would the clown name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Enjoy! A clown was visiting his clown friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked what their names were. The 2nd clown responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
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When a clown paints the white line on the highway
When a clown paints the white line on the highway – Why clowns shouldn’t be hired to paint the white lines on highways A white face clown was hired to paint lines on the highway. The first day he painted five miles, and his boss was very impressed. The...
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