Clown jokes

Abbott and Costello meet a ferocious skunk

Abbott and Costello meet a ferocious skunk

Abbott and Costello meet a ferocious skunk From Abbott and Costello‘s radio show, April 28, 1948) Lou Costello: I was walking through the woods, and a ferocious skunk attacked me. Bud Abbott: Well, you’re more than a match for a skunk. Did you let him have it? Lou Costello: Well, it was about even.

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Breaking his arm while raking leaves

Clown 1: Did you hear about Joe’s accident? Clown 2: Yes, I did — but I can’t believe that he broke his arm.

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April’s Fool Day knock-knock jokes

April’s Fool Day knock-knock jokes – Knock knock jokes for April’s Fool Day Knock, knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who?

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Home remedies for mosquito repellant

Home remedies for mosquito repellent – Thanks to Libby for the inspiration for these jokes about our State Bird – the mosquito!

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The clown and the jigsaw puzzle - what does Tony the Tiger have to do with this joke? Read on to find out!

The clown and the jigsaw puzzle

The clown and the jigsaw puzzle – Funny how the puzzle box didn’t say ‘3 years’ or anything similar …

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Out Of Office Email Auto Replies - Some of the more annoying 'out of office' automated email replies

You’ve got mail?

You’ve got mail? The tribulations of a clown and his mailbox …

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Top Ten Reasons Churches Don’t Ask Clown Ministries to Return

Top Ten Reasons Churches Don’t Ask Clown Ministries to Return

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Top ten list of Murphy's Law for moms - mothers will read this, laugh, and smile!

What is Murphy’s Law?

What is Murphy’s Law? Anything that can go wrong will! What is Cole’s Law? The punchline! Enjoy the joke! Clown 1: What is Murphy’s Law? Clown 2: “Anything that can go wrong, will.” Clown 1: Good. And what is Segal’s law?

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What do you call cold tea?

What do you call cold tea? – a build-up to a funny joke! enjoy! Clown 1: ‘€œWhat do you call cold tea?’€ Clown 2: ‘€œIced tea.’€ Clown 1: ‘€œWhat do you call cold coffee?’€ Clown 2: ‘€œIced coffee.’€ Clown 1: ‘€œWhat do you call cold ink?’€ Clown 2: ‘€œIced ink?’€ Clown 1: ‘€œThen go have […]

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How tired was he?

How tired was he? About this tired … Person 1: You wouldn’€™t believe how tired my friend was. Person 2: Sure, I would. Person 1: No, you wouldn’€™t Person 2: Try me. Person 1: My friend was so tired, he fell asleep during his nap!  

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