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What is Murphy’s Law?

Top ten list of Murphy's Law for moms - mothers will read this, laugh, and smile!
What is Murphy’s Law? Anything that can go wrong will! What is Cole’s Law? The punchline! Enjoy the joke! Clown 1: What is Murphy’s Law? Clown 2: “Anything that can go wrong, will.” Clown 1: Good. And what is Segal’s law?
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What do you call cold tea?

What do you call cold tea? – a build-up to a funny joke! enjoy! Clown 1: ‘€œWhat do you call cold tea?’€ Clown 2: ‘€œIced tea.’€ Clown 1: ‘€œWhat do you call cold coffee?’€ Clown 2: ‘€œIced coffee.’€ Clown 1: ‘€œWhat do you call cold ink?’€ Clown 2:...
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How tired was he?

How tired was he? About this tired … Person 1: You wouldn’€™t believe how tired my friend was. Person 2: Sure, I would. Person 1: No, you wouldn’€™t Person 2: Try me. Person 1: My friend was so tired, he fell asleep during his nap!  
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The problem with laryngitis

What’s the problem with laryngitis? Enjoy the joke! Clown 1: I hear you had laryngitis last week. Clown 2: Yes, and that’€™s the problem with laryngitis. Clown 1: What’€™s that?
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