The pastor, the boys, the dog and the lying contest
The pastor, the boys, the dog and the lying contest – so, who wins the dog in the lying contest?
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Report from the Pastor Search Committee
Report from the Pastor Search Committee — did you ever wonder how great Bible characters would be rated by a typical church committee? Now, the truth can be revealed.
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Child learning to say the Lord’s Prayer
Child learning to say the Lord’s Prayer – Of course, we as parents need to *enunciate* when teaching our children the Lord’s Prayer …
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The little girl says the dinner blessing
The little girl says the dinner blessing – Kids not only says the darnedest things, they *pray* them … in front of company, too.
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New Pastor and three envelopes
New Pastor and three envelopes – A wonderful story about what happens when a new Pastor comes in, and the previous pastor has left three envelopes in his desk, to be used in case of an emergency. The punch line made me laugh out loud, hope you enjoy it...
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Asking Jonah a question
Asking Jonah a question – A funny joke with a good punchline – who gets to ask the prophet Jonah a question?
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Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets
Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets – A joke about Elijah the prophet confronting the prophets of Baal? Yes! and it’s funny on top of it! Enjoy!
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God Loves Drunk People Too
God loves drunk people too – but is needing a push at 3 in the morning asking too much?
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The Lions Weren’t Hungry Last Night
Song lyrics to ‘The Lions Weren’t Hungry Last Night’ – children’s song about the Biblical story of Daniel and the lions’ den
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The marine and the atheist professor
The marine and the atheist professor – Why doesn’t God answer the atheist professor’s challenge? The marine explains!
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