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Christian one-liners

Christian One-Liners
Christian One-Liners Don’t let your worries get the best of you. Remember, Moses started out as a basket case. Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews. Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers. It is easier to...
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Shirley Goodnest and Marcy

Shirley Goodnest and Marcy
Shirley Goodnest and Marcy … and walking to school A mother was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn’t want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe....
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Christian one liners

Christian One-Liners
Don’€™t let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case. Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited Until you try to sit in their pews. Many folks want to serve God, But only as advisers. It is easier to preach ten...
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Forgive us our trespasses

Forgive us our trespasses - There's no forgiveness from the parking meter police ...
Forgive us our trespasses – There’s no forgiveness from the parking meter police … A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn’t find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the windshield...
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