Church and God jokes

Child learning to say the Lord's prayer

Child learning to say the Lord’s Prayer

Child learning to say the Lord’s Prayer – Of course, we as parents need to *enunciate* when teaching our children the Lord’s Prayer …

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The little girl says the dinner blessing

The little girl says the dinner blessing

The little girl says the dinner blessing – Kids not only says the darnedest things, they *pray* them … in front of company, too.

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New pastor and three envelopes

New Pastor and three envelopes

New Pastor and three envelopes – A wonderful story about what happens when a new Pastor comes in, and the previous pastor has left three envelopes in his desk, to be used in case of an emergency. The punch line made me laugh out loud, hope you enjoy it as well.

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Jonah and the whale

Asking Jonah a question

Asking Jonah a question – A funny joke with a good punchline – who gets to ask the prophet Jonah a question?

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The prophet Elijah

Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets

Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets – A joke about Elijah the prophet confronting the prophets of Baal? Yes! and it’s funny on top of it! Enjoy!

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God loves drunk people, too

God Loves Drunk People Too

God loves drunk people too – but is needing a push at 3 in the morning asking too much?

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The Circus - Charlie Chapin caught in a lion's cage - the lions weren't hungry last night

The Lions Weren’t Hungry Last Night

Song lyrics to ‘The Lions Weren’t Hungry Last Night’ – children’s song about the Biblical story of Daniel and the lions’ den

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United States Marine Corps

The marine and the atheist professor

The marine and the atheist professor – Why doesn’t God answer the atheist professor’s challenge? The marine explains!

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oily-to-bed-chicken-dinner

Saying grace before we eat

Is *this* the reason for saying grace before meals?

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Children's pastor and the sheep dog

Children’s pastor and the sheep dog

Children’s pastor and the sheep dog – A funny story, proving once again that asking children an open-ended question is asking for trouble! Enjoy!

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