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Jonah and the whale and the alligator

Jonah and the whale and the alligator – alligator? Enjoy the joke! Person 1: Isn’€™t the story of Jonah and the whale awesome? Imagine, being in the belly of the whale for three days! Person 2: That’€™s not that incredible – my uncle’€™s been in the belly of...
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The hobos and the nun with a broken leg

The hobos and the nun with a broken leg
The hobos and the nun with a broken leg – A very funny joke, about two hobos who meet a nun with a broken leg Two hobo clowns were waiting at the bus stop along with a nun with her leg in a cast. The first hobo asked, ‘€œSister, how did...
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Clown goes ice fishing

Clown goes ice fishing – Just like business, the secret to successful ice fishing is location, location, location … and the clown learns where *not* to fish! A clown wanted to go ice fishing. He’€™d seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together,...
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Noahs Ark

Noah's Ark - It's a good thing that Noah didn't have to deal with government regulations ... right?
Noah’s Ark – It’s a good thing that Noah didn’t have to deal with government regulations … right?
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Which Virgin?

Virgin Mary
Which Virgin? – Proof once again that kids say the cutest things … and proof that Sunday School teachers need to enunciate! A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible. Then one day she floored her grandmother by asking a question:
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