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Eve becomes jealous

Eve becomes jealous You would think that, with only two people in the entire world, it would be impossible to be suspicious and jealous -- and you'd be wrong!
Eve becomes jealous – You would think that, with only two people in the entire world, it would be impossible to be suspicious and jealous — and you’d be wrong!
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A Pain In My Side

A Pain in my side - proof once again that kids say the darndest things!  Enjoy!
A Pain in my side – proof once again that kids say the darndest things!  Enjoy! At Sunday School, the teacher was teaching the children how God created everything, including human beings. One little boy paid special attention when he was told how Eve was created out of one...
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Church signs

Church signs
Church signs No Jesus-No Peace. Know Jesus-Know Peace. Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside! Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins. Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here! An ad for a church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which...
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Christian one-liners

One-line Christian jokes
Christian One-Liners Don’t let your worries get the best of you. Remember, Moses started out as a basket case. Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews. Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers. It is easier to...
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Shirley Goodnest and Marcy

Who are Shirley Goodnest and Marcy - and what do they have to do with a mother's prayer? A very sweet (and funny) story about a young kid walking to school
Shirley Goodnest and Marcy … and walking to school A mother was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn’t want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe....
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