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Sunday morning sickness

Sunday morning sickness - Do you recognize any of these symptoms? If so, see the Great Physician immediately!
Sunday morning sickness – Do you recognize any of these symptoms? If so, see the Great Physician immediately! Morbus Sabbaticus or Sunday Sickness, is a disease peculiar to church members.
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Eve becomes jealous

Eve becomes jealous You would think that, with only two people in the entire world, it would be impossible to be suspicious and jealous -- and you'd be wrong!
Eve becomes jealous – You would think that, with only two people in the entire world, it would be impossible to be suspicious and jealous — and you’d be wrong!
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A Pain In My Side

A Pain in my side - proof once again that kids say the darndest things!  Enjoy!
A Pain in my side – proof once again that kids say the darndest things!  Enjoy! At Sunday School, the teacher was teaching the children how God created everything, including human beings. One little boy paid special attention when he was told how Eve was created out of one...
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Church signs

Church signs
Church signs No Jesus-No Peace. Know Jesus-Know Peace. Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside! Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins. Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here! An ad for a church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which...
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