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Funeral service for the dead bird

Funeral service for the dead bird
While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his five-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin.
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What did he find in the family Bible?

What did he find in the family Bible? It's amazing what you can find when you look in the Bible ... not what he expected!
A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the...
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Burial expenses

Burial expenses Why does the notorious cheapskate pay $5,000 to ship his wife's body home for burial?
Burial expenses Why does the notorious cheapskate pay $5,000 to ship his wife’s body home for burial? A man, who was known for his thrift, and his nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem.  While they were vacationing there, the wife passed away. A local undertaker told the...
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Discipleship and saving Mother Earth

Discipleship and saving Mother Earth I'm all for stewardship and taking care of the Earth, but I draw the line at calling it "mother" - If I told my mom she was a clod of dirt, she'd whup me for sure!
Discipleship and saving Mother Earth I’m all for stewardship and taking care of the Earth, but I draw the line at calling it “mother” – If I told my mom she was a clod of dirt, she’d whup me for sure!
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Good News and Bad News For a Pastor

Good news and bad news for a pastor - something that every pastor (and every member of their congregation) will 'get' and laugh about - and possibly recognize.
Good news and bad news for a pastor – something that every pastor (and every member of their congregation) will ‘get’ and laugh about – and possibly recognize. Good News: You baptized seven people today in the river. Bad News: You lost two of them in the swift...
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