Church and God jokes

lesson on right versus wrong

A lesson on right versus wrong

A lesson on right versus wrong – Yet another example of why Sunday School teachers should never play ‘read my mind’ with the students …

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Sunday morning sickness - Do you recognize any of these symptoms? If so, see the Great Physician immediately!

Sunday morning sickness

Sunday morning sickness – Do you recognize any of these symptoms? If so, see the Great Physician immediately! Morbus Sabbaticus or Sunday Sickness, is a disease peculiar to church members.

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Cowboy’s first visit to big city church

Cowboy’s first visit to big city church

Cowboy’s first visit to big city church – Funny how those church people have different names for things …

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The benevolent landlord

The benevolent landlord

The benevolent landlord – Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, Don’t blame the messenger …

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Church and deer hunting season

Church and deer hunting season

Church and deer hunting season – Be careful what you pray for …

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Eve becomes jealous You would think that, with only two people in the entire world, it would be impossible to be suspicious and jealous -- and you'd be wrong!

Eve becomes jealous

Eve becomes jealous – You would think that, with only two people in the entire world, it would be impossible to be suspicious and jealous — and you’d be wrong!

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A Pain in my side - proof once again that kids say the darndest things!  Enjoy!

A Pain In My Side

A Pain in my side – proof once again that kids say the darndest things!  Enjoy! At Sunday School, the teacher was teaching the children how God created everything, including human beings. One little boy paid special attention when he was told how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs. Later in the week, […]

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Church signs

Church signs

Church signs No Jesus-No Peace. Know Jesus-Know Peace. Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside! Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins. Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here! An ad for a church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a […]

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If I were the Devil. . . I would gain control of the most powerful nation in the world; I would delude their minds into thinking that they had come from man's effort, instead of God's blessings; I would promote an attitude of loving things and using people, instead of the other way around; I would dupe entire states into relying on gambling for their state revenue; I would convince people that character is not an issue when it comes to leadership; I would make it legal to take the life of unborn babies; I would make it socially acceptable to take one's own life, and invent machines to make it convenient; I would cheapen human life as much as possible so that the life of animals are valued more than human beings; I would take God out of the schools, where even the mention of His name was grounds for a law suit; I would come up with drugs that sedate the mind and target the young, and I would get sports heroes to advertise them; I would get control of the media, so that every night I could pollute the mind of every family member for my agenda; I would attack the family, the backbone of any nation. I would make divorce acceptable and easy, even fashionable. If the family crumbles, so does the nation; I would compel people to express their most depraved fantasies on canvas and movie screens, and I would call it art; I would convince the world that people are born homosexuals, and that there lifestyles should be accepted and marveled; I would convince the people that right and wrong are determined by a few who call themselves authorities and refer to their agenda as politically correct; I would persuade people that the church is irrelevant and out of date, and the Bible is for the naive; I would dull the minds of Christians, and make them believe that prayer is not important, and that faithfulness and obedience are good enough to get by; Hmmm...I guess I would leave things pretty much the way they are."

If I Were The Devil

If I Were The Devil, by Paul Harvey

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One-line Christian jokes

Christian one-liners

Christian One-Liners Don’t let your worries get the best of you. Remember, Moses started out as a basket case. Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews. Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers. It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to […]

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