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How to know if you attend a Redneck Church

Redneck church
The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one. People ask, when they learn that Jesus Christ fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to...
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Stolen Car Joke

The Lawyer and the stolen car
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
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A Bridge to Hawaii

Bridge to Hawaii
A Bridge to Hawaii A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Abruptly he shouted out loud, “Lord, please grant me one wish.” Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and the booming voice of the Lord said, “Because you have been faithful to me...
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