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You’re not a monk

You’re not a monk A man lived next door to a monk. He constantly heard a strange noise coming from the house. Well, at first he tried to just ignore it. But after a little while, he just couldn’t take it so he went and knocked on the...
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What is a shamus?

What is a shamus? a funny joke for our Hebrew friends
What is a shamus? a funny joke for our Hebrew friends A shamus is a guy who takes care of handyman tasks around the temple, and makes sure everything is in working order. A shamus is at the bottom of the pecking order of synagogue functionaries, and there’s...
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Sunday morning sickness

Sunday morning sickness - Do you recognize any of these symptoms? If so, see the Great Physician immediately!
Sunday morning sickness – Do you recognize any of these symptoms? If so, see the Great Physician immediately! Morbus Sabbaticus or Sunday Sickness, is a disease peculiar to church members.
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