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Why God never got tenure…

Why God never got tenure...
Because He had only one publication. And it was in Hebrew. And it had no references. And it wasn’t published in a refereed journal. And some even doubt He wrote it himself. It may be true that He created the world, but what has He done since then?...
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Buying stamps at the post office

Buying stamps at the post office
Buying stamps at the post office – what denomination would you like? A woman went to her local Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. The clerk, needing to know what stamps she wanted, asked her “What denomination would you like?”
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Reasons not to wash [Church joke]

Reasons not to wash
If you took the same excuses that people use for not going to church and apply them to other important areas of life you’d realize how inconsistent we can be in our logic. For example: Reasons Not To Wash
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