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A Bridge to Hawaii

Bridge to Hawaii
A Bridge to Hawaii A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Abruptly he shouted out loud, “Lord, please grant me one wish.” Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and the booming voice of the Lord said, “Because you have been faithful to me...
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Golf tournament weather

Funny movie quotes from Three Little Beers, starring the Three Stooges - Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard
Golf tournament weather – sales, or management? Our pastor, an avid golfer, was once taking part in a local tournament. As he was preparing to tee off, the organizer of the tournament approached him and pointed to the dark, threatening storm clouds which were gathering. “Preacher,” the organizer...
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You’re not a monk

You’re not a monk A man lived next door to a monk. He constantly heard a strange noise coming from the house. Well, at first he tried to just ignore it. But after a little while, he just couldn’t take it so he went and knocked on the...
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What is a shamus?

What is a shamus? a funny joke for our Hebrew friends
What is a shamus? a funny joke for our Hebrew friends A shamus is a guy who takes care of handyman tasks around the temple, and makes sure everything is in working order. A shamus is at the bottom of the pecking order of synagogue functionaries, and there’s...
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