Church and God jokes

Funny movie quotes from Three Little Beers, starring the Three Stooges - Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard

Golf tournament weather

Golf tournament weather – sales, or management? Our pastor, an avid golfer, was once taking part in a local tournament. As he was preparing to tee off, the organizer of the tournament approached him and pointed to the dark, threatening storm clouds which were gathering. “Preacher,” the organizer said, “I trust you’ll see to it […]

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Emergency heart surgery at the Catholic hospital - The man received life-saving surgery at the Catholic hospital ... but who will pay the bill?

Emergency heart surgery at the Catholic hospital

Emergency heart surgery at the Catholic hospital – The man received life-saving surgery at the Catholic hospital … but who will pay the bill?

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Church signs

Repainting the Church

Repainting the Church – How not to repaint the church … an atrocious pun with a funny punchline!

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You’re not a monk

You’re not a monk A man lived next door to a monk. He constantly heard a strange noise coming from the house. Well, at first he tried to just ignore it. But after a little while, he just couldn’t take it so he went and knocked on the monk’s door. The monk opened the door […]

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What is a shamus? a funny joke for our Hebrew friends

What is a shamus?

What is a shamus? a funny joke for our Hebrew friends A shamus is a guy who takes care of handyman tasks around the temple, and makes sure everything is in working order. A shamus is at the bottom of the pecking order of synagogue functionaries, and there’s a joke about that: A rabbi, to […]

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I have a confession to make

I have a confession to make

I have a confession to make – It’s hard to tell which is worse – the sin of vanity, or the truth?

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Mother Superior’s final words

Mother Superior’s final words

Mother Superior’s final words – The nuns are expecting some final words of wisdom from their Mother Superior on her deathbed … of course, wisdom is in the eye of the beholder!

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Missionary humor in Paris

Missionary humor in Paris

Missionary humor in Paris – There’s always *something* that you overlook …

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The Bible and the TV Guide - All too true, sadly ... a poem contrasting the Bible and the TV Guide - which do you read most often?

The Bible and the TV Guide

The Bible and the TV Guide – All too true, sadly … a poem contrasting the Bible and the TV Guide – which do you read most often?

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lesson on right versus wrong

A lesson on right versus wrong

A lesson on right versus wrong – Yet another example of why Sunday School teachers should never play ‘read my mind’ with the students …

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