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She don’t know a thing about cars …

She don’t know a thing about cars … Everyone thinks they’re an expert on cars … when your car’s the one broken down, at least.

Dog at the movie theater

Dog at the movie theater – Have you ever seen a dog in a movie theater – laughing and applauding?

March 31, 2018 admin Animal jokes No Comment

Little Bunny Foo Foo

Little Bunny Foo Foo Song lyrics to ‘Little Bunny Foo Foo’ – a very funny children’s song

March 13, 2018 admin Animal jokes, Puns No Comment

The Little Skunk’s Hole Song lyrics to ‘The Little Skunk’s Hole’ a silly song for children Oh, I stuck my head In the little skunk’s hole And the little skunk said, “Well, bless my soul! Take it out! Take it out! Take it out! Remove it!” Oh, I...

March 12, 2018 admin Animal jokes, Kid jokes No Comment

The woman and the three parrots

Compliment a woman, and â¦ How a woman will handle a compliment at different stages of her life

The woman and the three parrots A woman goes to a pet store, and has her pick of three talking parrots …

March 11, 2018 admin Animal jokes No Comment

The horse teaches at elementary school

Race horse from Playing the Ponies, starring the Three Stooges

The horse teaches at an elementary school It’s a cute joke about horses and kids, with a pun as your reward!

March 10, 2018 admin Animal jokes, Kid jokes No Comment

I went to the animal fair

I went to the animal fair The old minstrel song – what *did* happen to the monk?

March 9, 2018 admin Animal jokes No Comment

The Bear

The Bear – a funny little children’s ‘echo song’ The other day, (The other day) I met a bear, (I met a bear) Up in the woods, (Up in the woods) A way up there! (A way up there!) The other day I met a bear, Up in...

March 5, 2018 admin Animal jokes, Kid jokes, Song Lyrics No Comment

A Short Quiz on the animal kingdom

A Short Quiz on the animal kingdom – It’s all logical, once you think about it Question: How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. (This question tests whether or not you are doing simple things in a...

February 25, 2018 admin Animal jokes No Comment

Chicken at the library

A chicken goes into a library and takes out a book. The librarian thinks this is a bit strange, but lets it go out. In ten minutes, it brings the book back and gets out two more. Again the librarian lets it. In another ten minutes, it returns...

June 5, 2017 admin Animal jokes No Comment