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Carrion luggage – why are vultures flying commercial, anyway? Two vultures took a trip on a 747, each carrying a dead rabbit under their wing. As they were going through the airport preparing to board, an airplane employee if they would like to stow their “luggage.” “No, thanks,”...
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September 6, 2020 user
Airplane jokes, Animal jokes
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Due to his owner’s negligence, a dog became lost in the deepest jungles of Africa. Wandering around, the poor dog notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
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August 16, 2020 user
Animal jokes
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A funny lesson about the importance of learning a foreign language … enjoy!
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March 27, 2020 user
Animal jokes
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Pet centipede at a party –This is why you don’t bring centipedes to parties …
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March 2, 2020 user
Animal jokes
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Christmas Eve watchdog – what a good dog! Tonight’s my first night as a watchdog, And here it is Christmas Eve. The children are sleeping all cozy upstairs, While I’m guarding the stockings and tree.
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April 26, 2018 user
Animal jokes, Christmas jokes
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Christmas Eve watchdog – what a good dog! Tonight’s my first night as a watchdog, And here it is Christmas Eve. The children are sleeping all cozy upstairs, While I’m guarding the stockings and tree.
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April 26, 2018 user
Animal jokes, Christmas jokes
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She don’t know a thing about cars … Everyone thinks they’re an expert on cars … when your car’s the one broken down, at least.
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April 5, 2018 user
Animal jokes, Automobile jokes
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Dog at the movie theater – Have you ever seen a dog in a movie theater – laughing and applauding?
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March 31, 2018 tfraymond
Animal jokes
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Little Bunny Foo Foo Song lyrics to ‘Little Bunny Foo Foo’ – a very funny children’s song
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March 13, 2018 tfraymond
Animal jokes, Puns
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Little Bunny Foo Foo Song lyrics to ‘Little Bunny Foo Foo’ – a very funny children’s song
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March 13, 2018 user
Animal jokes, Puns
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