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Carrion luggage

Carrion luggage - why are vultures flying commercial, anyway?
Carrion luggage – why are vultures flying commercial, anyway? Two vultures took a trip on a 747, each carrying a dead rabbit under their wing. As they were going through the airport preparing to board, an airplane employee if they would like to stow their “luggage.” “No, thanks,”...
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Christmas Eve watchdog

Clowns chopping down a Christmas tree - Never trust a clown with even the most simple tasks - and never give him a hatchet!
Christmas Eve watchdog – what a good dog! Tonight’s my first night as a watchdog, And here it is Christmas Eve. The children are sleeping all cozy upstairs, While I’m guarding the stockings and tree.
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Christmas Eve watchdog

Clowns chopping down a Christmas tree - Never trust a clown with even the most simple tasks - and never give him a hatchet!
Christmas Eve watchdog – what a good dog! Tonight’s my first night as a watchdog, And here it is Christmas Eve. The children are sleeping all cozy upstairs, While I’m guarding the stockings and tree.
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