Animal jokes

Clowns chopping down a Christmas tree - Never trust a clown with even the most simple tasks - and never give him a hatchet!

Christmas Eve watchdog

Christmas Eve watchdog – what a good dog! Tonight’s my first night as a watchdog, And here it is Christmas Eve. The children are sleeping all cozy upstairs, While I’m guarding the stockings and tree.

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She don’t know a thing about cars … Everyone thinks they're an expert on cars ... when your car's the one broken down, at least.

She don’t know a thing about cars …

She don’t know a thing about cars … Everyone thinks they’re an expert on cars … when your car’s the one broken down, at least.

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Dog at the movie theater Have you ever seen a dog in a movie theater - laughing and applauding?

Dog at the movie theater

Dog at the movie theater – Have you ever seen a dog in a movie theater – laughing and applauding?

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Easter Bunny jokes

Little Bunny Foo Foo

Little Bunny Foo Foo Song lyrics to ‘Little Bunny Foo Foo’ – a very funny children’s song

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The Little Skunk’s Hole

The Little Skunk’s Hole Song lyrics to ‘The Little Skunk’s Hole’ a silly song for children Oh, I stuck my head In the little skunk’s hole And the little skunk said, “Well, bless my soul! Take it out! Take it out! Take it out! Remove it!” Oh, I didn’t take it out And the little […]

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Compliment a woman, and … How a woman will handle a compliment at different stages of her life

The woman and the three parrots

The woman and the three parrots A woman goes to a pet store, and has her pick of three talking parrots …

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Race horse from Playing the Ponies, starring the Three Stooges

The horse teaches at elementary school

The horse teaches at an elementary school It’s a cute joke about horses and kids, with a pun as your reward!

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I went to the animal fair The old minstrel song - what *did* happen to the monk?

I went to the animal fair

I went to the animal fair The old minstrel song – what *did* happen to the monk?

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The Bear - a funny little children's 'echo song'

The Bear

The Bear – a funny little children’s ‘echo song’ The other day, (The other day) I met a bear, (I met a bear) Up in the woods, (Up in the woods) A way up there! (A way up there!) The other day I met a bear, Up in the woods a way up there!

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A Short Quiz on the animal kingdom - It's all logical, once you think about it

A Short Quiz on the animal kingdom

A Short Quiz on the animal kingdom – It’s all logical, once you think about it Question: How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. (This question tests whether or not you are doing simple things in a complicated way.) Question: How do you put an […]

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