Christmas Eve watchdog
Christmas Eve watchdog – what a good dog! Tonight’s my first night as a watchdog, And here it is Christmas Eve. The children are sleeping all cozy upstairs, While I’m guarding the stockings and tree.
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She don’t know a thing about cars …
She don’t know a thing about cars … Everyone thinks they’re an expert on cars … when your car’s the one broken down, at least.
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Dog at the movie theater
Dog at the movie theater – Have you ever seen a dog in a movie theater – laughing and applauding?
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Little Bunny Foo Foo
Little Bunny Foo Foo Song lyrics to ‘Little Bunny Foo Foo’ – a very funny children’s song
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The Little Skunk’s Hole
The Little Skunk’s Hole Song lyrics to ‘The Little Skunk’s Hole’ a silly song for children Oh, I stuck my head In the little skunk’s hole And the little skunk said, “Well, bless my soul! Take it out! Take it out! Take it out! Remove it!” Oh, I...
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The woman and the three parrots
The woman and the three parrots A woman goes to a pet store, and has her pick of three talking parrots …
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The horse teaches at elementary school
The horse teaches at an elementary school It’s a cute joke about horses and kids, with a pun as your reward!
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I went to the animal fair
I went to the animal fair The old minstrel song – what *did* happen to the monk?
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The Bear
The Bear – a funny little children’s ‘echo song’ The other day, (The other day) I met a bear, (I met a bear) Up in the woods, (Up in the woods) A way up there! (A way up there!) The other day I met a bear, Up in...
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A Short Quiz on the animal kingdom
A Short Quiz on the animal kingdom – It’s all logical, once you think about it Question: How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. (This question tests whether or not you are doing simple things in a...
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