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Farmer’s first airplane ride

Farmer's first airplane ride
At the county fair, a pilot offered to fly anyone in his old, open cockpit plane for $50. One farmer and his wife, who had never been up in a plane, wanted to take a ride but the price was too high. “Come on,” said the pilot. “If...
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Carrion luggage

Carrion luggage - why are vultures flying commercial, anyway?
Carrion luggage – why are vultures flying commercial, anyway? Two vultures took a trip on a 747, each carrying a dead rabbit under their wing. As they were going through the airport preparing to board, an airplane employee if they would like to stow their “luggage.” “No, thanks,”...
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Airplane Maintenance

Airplane Maintenance
Airplane Maintenance – Very funny listing of airplane maintenance requests, and their hilarious responses from the ground crews “Squawks” are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight. Here are some squawks submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies...
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