Age jokes

Jokes about old age and the “joy” of getting there


Why I Like Retirement

Q: How many days in a week? A: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Q: When is a retiree’s bedtime? A: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Q: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, but it takes all day. Q: What is the biggest complaint from retirees? […]

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Advantages to being over 50

Advantages to being over 50 — I knew there had to be something ‘€¦

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What do you do in America with your old goats?

Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Switzerland . As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat’s milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. ‘These,’ she explained, ‘are the older goats put […]

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