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A child’s perspective on retirement

The secret to a long life - Amazingly enough, this old man has some very ... calm ... suggestions for living a long life
A child’s perspective on retirement – a funny (and sad) view of retirement from a child’s point of view A teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their vacation. One child wrote the following: “We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used...
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Dr. Geezer’s medical clinic

Dr. Geezer's medical clinic
An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr. Geezer’s clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000.” Doctor “Young,” who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know...
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Verdict or Sentence?

Funny quotes about doctors - Quotes by various people (including Walter Matthau, Groucho Marx, and Steve Martin) on doctors and medicine.
Verdict or sentence? When the man asks his doctor for a verdict … enjoy! The patient asked, “Well, doctor, now that you’ve given me a complete physical, what’s the verdict?” The doctor replied, “Well, the bad news is:
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