Age jokes

The secret to a long life - Amazingly enough, this old man has some very ... calm ... suggestions for living a long life

A child’s perspective on retirement

A child’s perspective on retirement – a funny (and sad) view of retirement from a child’s point of view A teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their vacation. One child wrote the following: “We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live here in a big brick […]

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Old age and the pain in the leg

Old age and the pain in the leg

Old age and the pain in the leg – I know that the Doctor went to medical school, but it’s hard to argue with the patient’s logic!

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The secret to a long life - Amazingly enough, this old man has some very ... calm ... suggestions for living a long life

The secret to a long life

The secret to a long life – Amazingly enough, this old man has some very … calm … suggestions for living a long life

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Dr. Geezer's medical clinic

Dr. Geezer’s medical clinic

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr. Geezer’s clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000.” Doctor “Young,” who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this would be […]

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Funny quotes about doctors - Quotes by various people (including Walter Matthau, Groucho Marx, and Steve Martin) on doctors and medicine.

Verdict or Sentence?

Verdict or sentence? When the man asks his doctor for a verdict … enjoy! The patient asked, “Well, doctor, now that you’ve given me a complete physical, what’s the verdict?” The doctor replied, “Well, the bad news is:

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You are old if … A checklist to see if you, really, are old ...

You are old if …

You are old if … A checklist to see if you, really, are old …

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Ole and Lena - Ole preparing to die - so why does Lena slap his hand?

Ole and Lena – Ole preparing to die

Ole and Lena – Ole preparing to die – so why does Lena slap his hand?

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Baby Boomer Anthems Baby Boomer song titles, rewritten for the now-aging baby boomer population

Baby Boomer Anthems

Baby Boomer Anthems – song titles, rewritten for the now-aging baby boomer population

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A Woman’s Age - what should you say to a boyfriend who wants to know your age? Sage advice! Enjoy the joke!

A woman’s age

A Woman’€™s Age – what should you say to a boyfriend who wants to know your age? Sage advice! Enjoy the joke!

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Granny is packing heat! Supposedly a true story, too!

Granny is packing heat

Granny is packing heat! Supposedly a true story, too! An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, ‘€œI have a gun […]

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