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Dr. Geezer’s medical clinic

Dr. Geezer's medical clinic
An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr. Geezer’s clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000.” Doctor “Young,” who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know...
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Verdict or Sentence?

Funny quotes about doctors - Quotes by various people (including Walter Matthau, Groucho Marx, and Steve Martin) on doctors and medicine.
Verdict or sentence? When the man asks his doctor for a verdict … enjoy! The patient asked, “Well, doctor, now that you’ve given me a complete physical, what’s the verdict?” The doctor replied, “Well, the bad news is:
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Granny is packing heat

Granny is packing heat! Supposedly a true story, too!
Granny is packing heat! Supposedly a true story, too! An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top...
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