Can you read and write?

Can you read and write?

Can you read and write? As Red Skelton used to joke, I can write better than I can read, but this reading’s wrote rotten!

“Tommy, can you read and write?” The woman asked.

“Well, I can write,” he replied, “but I can’t read too well.”

“Well, then, let me see how you write your name.”

The boy writes something down on a piece of paper.

What is this?” she asked as she tried to read the scribbling.

“I don’t know,” Tommy answered, “I told you that I can’t read.”

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