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Barack Obama met with the Queen of England

Barack Obama met with the Queen of England – but will Joe Biden pass the Queen’s intelligence test?

He asked her, ‘€œYour Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?’€

‘€œWell,’€ said the Queen, ‘€œthe most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.’€

Obama frowned, and then asked, ‘€œBut how do I know the people around are really intelligent?’€

The Queen took a sip of tea. ‘€œOh, that’€™s easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.’€

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. ‘€œPlease send David Cameron in here, would you?’€

Cameron walked into the room and said, ‘€œYes, Your Majesty?’€

The Queen smiled and said, ‘€œAnswer me this please, David. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?’€

Without pausing for a moment, Cameron answered, ‘€œThat would be me.’€

‘€œYes! Very good,’€ said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden the same question. ‘€œJoe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It’€™s not your brother and it’€™s not your sister. Who is it?’€

‘€œI’€™m not sure,’€ said Biden. ‘€œLet me get back to you on that one.’€ He went to his advisers and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer.

Finally, Biden ran in to Sarah Palin out eating one night. Biden asked, ‘€œSarah, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it’€™s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?’€

Sarah Palin answered right back, ‘€œThat’€™s easy, it’€™s me!’€

Biden smiled, and said, ‘€œThanks!’€ Then, he went back to speak with Obama.

‘€œSay, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It’€™s Sarah Palin!’€

Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face, ‘€œNo! You idiot! It’€™s David Cameron!’€

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