Baby Boomer Anthems – song titles, rewritten for the now-aging baby boomer population

Baby boom songs re-released with new lyrics suitable for an aging audience.

• The Beatles–“I Get By with a Little Help From Depends”
• Carly Simon–“You’re So Varicose Vein”
• The Bee Gees–“How Can You Mend a Broken Hip”
• Roberta Flack–“The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face”
• Johnny Nash–“I Can’t See Clearly Now”
• Procol Harem–“A Whiter Shade of Hair”
• Herman’s Hermits–“Mrs. Brown You’ve Got a Lovely Walker”
• The Who–“Talkin’ ‘Bout My Medication”
• The Troggs–“Bald Thing”
• The Doors– “Hello, I love you. Won’t you tell me my name.”
• Paul Simon — “Fifty Ways to Lose your Liver.”
• The Commodores — “Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom”
• Marvin Gaye — “Heard It Through the Grape Nuts”
• Leo Sayer — “You Make Me Feel Like Napping”
• The Temptations — “Papa’s got a Kidney Stone
• Abba — “Denture Queen”
• Tony Orlando — “Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall”
• Helen Reddy — “I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore”
• Willie Nelson — “On the Commode Again”
• Leslie Gore — “It’s My Procedure and I’ll Cry If I Want To”