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Away In A Manger?

Away In A Manger? A very funny joke, talking about what would happen nowadays if a Mary and Joseph needed a room at an Inn in Bethlehem

A very religious couple was touring the Holy Land during the Christmas season and decided it would be very meaningful to them to spend Christmas Eve in Bethlehem, the birth place of Jesus.

Arriving there, they searched high and low for a room, but none was available at any price. Finally, they pulled up in front of the Sheraton-Bethlehem and the husband got out of the car, telling his wife: ‘€œStay here, sweetie. Let me see if I can do something for us.’€

He approached the desk and the clerk told him there were no rooms.
‘€œSorry, sir. It’€™s Christmas Eve, our busiest time.’€

Away In A Manger? A very funny joke, talking about what would happen nowadays if a Mary and Joseph needed a room at an Inn in BethlehemNo matter how much the man offered to pay, the clerk said he had nothing. Finally, the man told the clerk, ‘€œI bet if I told you my name was Joseph, that the woman waiting in the car was called Mary, and that she had a newborn infant, you’€™d find us a room.’€

‘€œWell,’€ stammered the clerk, ‘€œI– I suppose so.’€

‘€œOkay,’€ said the man. ‘€œI guarantee you, they’€™re not coming tonight, so we’€™ll take their room.’€

 

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