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Kid jokes

Can you read and write?

Can you read and write? As Red Skelton used to joke, I can write better than I can read, but this reading’s wrote rotten! “Tommy,...
Work jokes

Butcher and the price of beef

Butcher and the price of beef – a funny story about a customer haggling with her butcher over price Customer: What’s the price of your...
Funny quotes

Alexander Woolcott quotes

Alexander Woolcott quotes – snarky theater critic and writer. Even if you don’t recognize his name, you’ll definitely recognize one of his quotes below. Enjoy!
Funny movie quotes

Funny movie quotes from Vivacious Lady

Funny movie quotes from Vivacious Lady – where a stuffy college professor (Jimmy Stewart) marries a nightclub singer (Ginger Rogers) … and then tries to...
Age jokes, Kid jokes

Where do white hairs come from?

One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has...
Funny movie quotes, Uncategorized

Funny movie quotes from Chaplin

Funny movie quotes from Chaplin starring Robert Downey Jr. [Chaplin tells Sennett he intends to leave Sennett’s employ and open his own studio.] Mack Sennett:...
Funny movie quotes

Funny movie quotes from Sky High

Funny movie quotes from Sky High – A cute movie about the insecurities of growing up and entering high school — €“ with the added...
Church and God jokes
Gambling

Betting at the roulette table

Betting at the roulette table – should you play your age? A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in ‘Vegas. She’s...
Work jokes

Bellboy in a hurry

As he paid his hotel bill the departing guest turned and yelled to the bellboy, “Quick, boy, run up to room 999 and see if...