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Cowboy 1: What’s the name of your ranch? Cowboy 2: Well, it the X-Y-Z C-Double D-Bar-B-Q central western consolidated ranch. Cowboy 1: Wow! That’s quite the mouthful! Do you have many cattle? Cowboy 2: No, only a few; most of them don’t survive the branding.
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October 26, 2014 user
Cowboy jokes
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What is Murphy’s Law? Anything that can go wrong will! What is Cole’s Law? The punchline! Enjoy the joke! Clown 1: What is Murphy’s Law? Clown 2: “Anything that can go wrong, will.” Clown 1: Good. And what is Segal’s law?
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October 17, 2014 user
Clown jokes
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What do you call cold tea? – a build-up to a funny joke! enjoy! Clown 1: ‘What do you call cold tea?’ Clown 2: ‘Iced tea.’ Clown 1: ‘What do you call cold coffee?’ Clown 2: ‘Iced coffee.’ Clown 1: ‘What do you call cold ink?’ Clown 2:...
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October 16, 2014 user
Clown jokes
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Louie: What’s this? Latka: It’s a kebble. Louie: What’s a kebble?
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September 29, 2014 user
Puns
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How tired was he? About this tired … Person 1: You wouldn’t believe how tired my friend was. Person 2: Sure, I would. Person 1: No, you wouldn’t Person 2: Try me. Person 1: My friend was so tired, he fell asleep during his nap!
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September 27, 2014 user
Clown jokes
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Hawkeye: Sulfa…where’s the sulfa? Margaret: The sulfa’s in the living room.
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September 27, 2014 user
Puns
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Parishioner 1: What do you think of the new pastor? I enjoyed his sermon this morning. Parishioner 2: I didn’t. He’s too young to preach! Parishioner 1: Why do you say that?
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September 26, 2014 user
Church and God jokes
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Jonah and the whale and the alligator – alligator? Enjoy the joke! Person 1: Isn’t the story of Jonah and the whale awesome? Imagine, being in the belly of the whale for three days! Person 2: That’s not that incredible – my uncle’s been in the belly of...
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September 25, 2014 user
Church and God jokes
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‘Yet another parody of Clement Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ – but with a very good, and touching, point in the final two verses Twas the night before Christmas,and all through the mall,Not a creature was idle,shoppers least of all; The merchandise was placed in the windows...
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September 23, 2014 user
Christmas jokes
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What’s the problem with laryngitis? Enjoy the joke! Clown 1: I hear you had laryngitis last week. Clown 2: Yes, and that’s the problem with laryngitis. Clown 1: What’s that?
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September 22, 2014 user
Clown jokes
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