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Coming home for Christmas – How can a father telling his adult son that he’s planning to get a divorce lead to a happy and funny Christmas punchline? Read on and find out! An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, “Listen, your...
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November 29, 2014 user
Christmas jokes
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Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocked everyone’s socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word. His...
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November 29, 2014 user
Marriage jokes
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A Doctor was addressing a large audience . “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be...
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November 28, 2014 user
Food jokes, Marriage jokes
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One liner Snowman Jokes – A collection of one-liner jokes about snowmen – Happy Holidays What do snowmen wear on their heads ?Ice caps ! What do snowmen eat for lunch ?Icebergers ! Where do snowmen go to dance ?Snowballs ! How do snowmen travel around ?By icicle...
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November 25, 2014 user
Winter
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Is it true that your boyfriend asked you to marry him? Yes, he did! Wonderful! When’s the wedding?
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November 24, 2014 user
Proposal
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Last Christmas, a big bearded fellow with a large bag over his shoulder came to our house.
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November 24, 2014 user
Christmas jokes
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How to survive Thanksgiving at Liberal relatives – a few suggestions … ARRIVAL ‘Your home looks lovely. Almost like it’s worth what you paid for it. Obama didn’t help with that yet, did he? Oh, well, maybe next term. May I use your bathroom?’ In the unlikely event...
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November 16, 2014 user
Thanksgiving jokes
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One Christmas Eve, when all the presents had been wrapped, there were just three pieces of string left. “You know, we’ll probably just be thrown on the fire,” String Number 1 said. “Or in the garbage!” String Number 2 moaned. “We can’t have that!” String Number 3 cried. “So...
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November 16, 2014 user
Christmas jokes
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‘Twas the night before Jesus came, a poem by Dianne Frances Donenfeld, a very true poem about what Jesus, may, or may not, find when He comes back Twas the night before Jesus came and all through the house.Not a creature was praying, not one in the house.Their...
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November 16, 2014 user
Christmas jokes
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Your forefathers – classic Abbott and Costello comedy from their movie, Comin’ Round the Mountain
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October 26, 2014 user
Funny movie quotes
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