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Doctor jokes

Doctor, Doctor!

Doctor, Doctor! – a series of one-liner puns with your doctor Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I only have 59 seconds to live! Doctor: Just a minute.
Puns

Did you hear about …

Did you hear about … a collection of punny jokes Moe: Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher? Larry: No, what about her? Moe: She...
Funny movie quotes

Funny movie quotes from My Fair Lady

Funny movie quotes from My Fair Lady, starring Rex Harrison, Audrey Hepburn Eliza Doolittle: The difference between a lady and a flower girl is not...
Kid jokes

It only costs half a dollar

It only costs half a dollar — you really can’t blame the little boy … A little boy received a dollar bill for his birthday....
Computer jokes

computer room sign

computer room sign – (a sign I’ve seen posted in numerous computer rooms, typically at college campus — enjoy) ### ## #### # # #####...
Computer jokes

Computer gender

Computer gender – are computers male or female? A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically...
School jokes
Church and God jokes

Church Dictionary

Church Dictionary — that word, I don’t think it means what you think it means … enjoy the jokes!
Church and God jokes

Church Bulletin Errors

Sentences which actually appeared in a church bulletin or were announced in a service
Funny TV quotes

Funny quotes from A Taste of Money

In The Red Skelton Show episode, A Taste of Money, Red Skelton‘s con man character San Fernando Red tries to scam a rich widow …...