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All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman

All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman – One of those ‘All I need to know about life …’ – funny! My favorite line is ‘It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.’

  • It’€™s okay if you’€™re a little bottom heavy.All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman
  • Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.
  • Wearing white is always appropriate.
  • Winter is the best of the four seasons.
  • It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.
  • There’€™s nothing better than a foul weather friend.
  • The key to life is to be a jolly, happy soul.
  • It’€™s not the size of the carrot, but the placement that counts.
  • We’€™re all made up of mostly water.
  • You know you’€™ve made it when they write a song about you.
  • Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!
  • Avoid yellow snow. Don’€™t get too much sun.
  • It’€™s embarrassing when you can’€™t look down and see your feet.
  • It’€™s fun to hang out in your front yard.
  • Always put your best foot forward.
  • There’€™s no stopping you once you’€™re on a roll.

Thanks to Mary Campbell

 

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