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Advertisements seen in Newspapers

Very funny typos in newspaper ads, similar to Jay Leno’s Headlines segment

  • Illiterate? Write today for free help.
  • Auto Repair Service. Free pick up and delivery. Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere again.
  • Our experienced mother will care for your child. Fenced yards, meals and smacks included.
  • Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
  • Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
  • Stock up and save. Limit: one. Semi-Annual after Christmas Sale.
  • 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
  • Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
  • Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting off head illusion. Benefits: Blue Cross Medical Insurance and salary.
  • Dinner Special – Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
  • For sale; an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
  • Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home too.
  • We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
  • For sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
  • Great Dames for sale. Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
  • Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.
  • Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
  • Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in. The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.
  • Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.
  • Toaster: a gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
  • For Rent: 6-room hated apartment. Man, honest. Will take anything.
  • Used cars: why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
  • Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
  • Wanted: hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.
  • Wanted: man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
  • Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
  • Wanted. Widower with school age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
  • And now, the Superstore-unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
  • We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.

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