A most unusual scarecrow


A most unusual scarecrow – Amazing that more farmers don’t try this, given our abundant supply of crotchety people …

Mary was the most cantankerous woman that I ever met.  I hired her to stand in my corn field to act like a scarecrow.

Not only did she keep the crows away, the crows brought back the corn that they had stolen the year before.


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