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Funny movie quotes from Swiss Miss

Funny movie quotes from Swiss Miss, starring Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy

Cheese Factory Proprietor: Now I’€™ve an idea.
Oliver, Stan: You’€™ve an idea?
Cheese Factory Proprietor: I’€™ll buy the whole business for five thousand gruel.
Ollie (Oliver Hardy): Why for you’€™re being so generous, we’€™ll throw in our mule.
Stan (Stan Laurel): You can’€™t do that, Ollie, don’€™t be such a fool.
Ollie (Oliver Hardy): It’€™s my idea! It’€™s just an idea of my own.

Stan (Stan Laurel): How often do they fill those barrels?
Ollie (Oliver Hardy): Every time they become empty.  What’€™s on your mind?
Stan (Stan Laurel): Huh?
Ollie (Oliver Hardy): What’€™s on your mind.
Stan (Stan Laurel): Nothing.
Ollie (Oliver Hardy): That brandy is put there for a humane purpose, and anyone that would stoop so low as to touch it without a just cause should be shot!
Stan (Stan Laurel): He certainly should!


Stan (Stan Laurel): I see a monkey.
Ollie (Oliver Hardy): That doesn’€™t surprise me a bit


Anna: Are you afraid of me?
Ollie (Oliver Hardy): No, ma’€™am.
Anna: Do you like me?
Ollie (Oliver Hardy): Yes, ma’€™am.
Anna: And you, do you like me?
[Stan looks around to see who she’€™s talking to]
No, you!


Stan (Stan Laurel): I’€™m not gonna go across that bridge.
Ollie (Oliver Hardy): You just went across it!
Stan (Stan Laurel): I did?
Ollie (Oliver Hardy): Certainly!
[Stan looks down at what he just crossed over, and faints]


Anna: You’€™re so sweet.  And I’€™ve never thanks you for getting me into this hotel.
Ollie (Oliver Hardy): It was a mere nothing combined with a terrific pleasure.


Chef: I thought I told you two not to come back here!
Stan (Stan Laurel): [in disguise] Who?
Chef: You!
Stan (Stan Laurel): You know what? He thinks we’€™re us!
Ollie (Oliver Hardy): [laughs]
Stan (Stan Laurel): Isn’€™t that silly? We’€™re not us, we’€™re two other fellas, aren’€™t we?
Ollie (Oliver Hardy): Certainly!
Chef: I could pick you two out of a million.
Stan (Stan Laurel): I bet you couldn’€™t.
Chef: I bet I could.
Stan (Stan Laurel): I bet you couldn’€™t.
Chef: I bet I could!
Stan (Stan Laurel): Close your eyes. [Stan and Ollie run away while his eyes are covered]

 

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