Sign – We, the Unwilling
Sign in a print shop: We, the Unwilling, led by the Unknowing, have done the Impossible for the Ungrateful.
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Once upon a time …
Do all fairy tales begin with “once upon a time”? Well, not necessarily … especially if a politician is involved!
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The mugging of the sloth
The mugging of the sloth A sloth was walking through the jungle one day when he was set upon by a gang of vicious snails. The snails left him bleeding and confused at the bottom of a tree where several hours later he summoned the strength to go...
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How to drive a psychiatrist crazy
How to drive a psychiatrist crazy – it goes without saying, don’t actually try any of these!
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Funny movie quotes from Vivacious Lady
Funny movie quotes from Vivacious Lady – where a stuffy college professor (Jimmy Stewart) marries a nightclub singer (Ginger Rogers) … and then tries to hide the marriage from his family & colleagues! Hattie – Maid at Prom Dance (Hattie McDaniel): If my husband wouldn’t let me smoke,...
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A guy and a girl are going to prom
She wants a new dress, so they spend time shopping for the dress and he stands in line for the checkout for a very long time, but eventually makes it to the counter to buy the dress for her.
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Disney World’s Space Mountain
A seven-year-old little girl was excited when she went to Disney World for the first time. The little girl headed straight for Space Mountain. Her parents were worried that the roller coaster would be too scary for her, but she insisted. She enjoyed it so much, she rode...
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Parable of the two social workers
Two social workers were walking through a rough part of the city in the evening. They heard moans and muted cries for help from a back alley. Upon investigation, they found a semi-conscious man in a pool of blood.
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Where do white hairs come from?
One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
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Reasons not to wash [Church joke]
If you took the same excuses that people use for not going to church and apply them to other important areas of life you’d realize how inconsistent we can be in our logic. For example: Reasons Not To Wash
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