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Lawyer and doctor discuss billing

Lawyer and doctor discuss billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party, only to have their conversation continually interrupted by people asking the doctor for free medical advice. After a while, the doctor, exasperated, asked the lawyer, “What do you do to prevent people for asking you for legal advice...
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Quotes from The Three Doctors

Quotes from The Three Doctors – Doctor Who season 10 I’m a fan of the BBC series Doctor Who, and The Three Doctors is the first time that three different incarnations of the time-traveling Doctor worked together. And two of “him” don’t quite get along …
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Funny movie quotes from 3 Ring Circus

Funny movie quotes from 3 Ring Circus, starring Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Joanne Dru
Funny movie quotes from 3 Ring Circus, starring Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Joanne Dru Jerry Hotchkiss (Jerry Lewis): Why don’t you come to the circus with me, Pete. You can get a job there too.Pete Nelson (Dean Martin): Tell you the truth, I was thinkin’...
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Funny movie quotes from How High is Up?

Funny movie quotes from "How High is Up?" starring the Three Stooges
Funny movie quotes from How High is Up? (1940) starring the Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard) Moe Howard: Hey, chucklehead! Did you get the tools?Larry Fine: What tools?Moe Howard: The tools we’ve been using for the last ten years!Larry Fine: Oh, those tools!
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Funny movie quotes from Movie Maniacs

Funny movie quotes from Movie Maniacs starring the Three Stooges
Funny movie quotes from Movie Maniacs starring the Three Stooges Moe: [in bed with Larry and Curly] You suppose that puddin’ head kicked us?Larry: How could he? He’s sound asleep.Curly: [pretending] Soitenly I’m sound asleep.Moe: Then how come your talkin’?Curly: I’m talkin’ in my sleep!
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Heaven or Hell? Campaigning versus voting

Heaven or Hell? Campaigning versus voting
While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator (that may be redundant) was tragically hit by a car and died.His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. “Welcome to Heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there...
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