Quit shooting off your mouth – From the Abbott and Costello radio show, circa 1940-ish Lou Costello: Do you brush your teeth with gunpowder? Sid Fields: No. Lou Costello: Then quit shooting off your mouth!
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Broken car horn – How can a car horn be ‘indifferent’?
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Funny movie quotes from Horses Collars starring the Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard) Moe (Moe Howard): Sometimes you got brains. Curly (Curly Howard): Thank you thank you. Larry (Larry Fine): Don’t let ’em go to your head. Curly (Curly Howard): Moe, Larry, the cheese! Moe, Larry,...
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Funny movie quotes from The Bank Dick starring W. C. Fields Egbert Sousé (W. C. Fields): Was I in here last night and did I spend a twenty dollar bill?Joe Guelpe (Shemp Howard): Yeah.Egbert Sousé (W. C. Fields): Oh boy, what a load that is off my mind!...
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Abbott and Costello meet a ferocious skunk From Abbott and Costello‘s radio show, April 28, 1948) Lou Costello: I was walking through the woods, and a ferocious skunk attacked me. Bud Abbott: Well, you’re more than a match for a skunk. Did you let him have it?Lou Costello:...
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June 7, 2018 user
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Diagnosing manic depression – is it manic depression, or is it … The psychology professor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
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