Repainting the Church
Repainting the Church – How not to repaint the church … an atrocious pun with a funny punchline!
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Push starting the car
Push starting the car – Oh, the value of clearly understood instructions! It’s really hard to blame the wife …
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You’re not a monk
You’re not a monk A man lived next door to a monk. He constantly heard a strange noise coming from the house. Well, at first he tried to just ignore it. But after a little while, he just couldn’t take it so he went and knocked on the...
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You Know You’ve Had Too Much Coffee
You Know You’ve Had Too Much Coffee When . . . You can type sixty words a minute with your feet. Instant coffee takes too long. You chew on other people’s fingernails. You answer the door before people knock. You sleep with your eyes open. You go to...
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Man Rules
Man Rules – At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down…Finally, the guys’ side of the story ( I gotta admit, they’re pretty good.)
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Where’s the money?
Where’s the money? I suppose it depends on whom you ask …
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Veterans Day joke
Veterans Day joke – Note: This was an actual letter sent to a major newspaper
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They’re complimentary
They’re complimentary – Everyone likes a compliment, but sometimes ‘complimentary’ means …. something else
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All progress depends on the unreasonable man
All progress depends on the unreasonable man – An excellent quote from George Bernard Shaw, on the nature of progress …
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Albert Einstein describes radio
Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied: “You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you...
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