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Discipleship and saving Mother Earth

Discipleship and saving Mother Earth I’m all for stewardship and taking care of the Earth, but I draw the line at calling it “mother” – If I told my mom she was a clod of dirt, she’d whup me for sure!
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Pulled out of the ditch

Pulled out of the ditch – I know of someone with a Hummer who pulls people out of ditches, purely for fun … not for profit! A very funny joke, with a good setup.
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Funny movie quotes from The Dancing Masters

Funny movie quotes from The Dancing Masters, starring Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy
Funny movie quotes from The Dancing Masters, starring Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy Trudy Harlan (Trudy Marshall): You boys believe that Grant has a great future as an inventor, don’t you? Oliver Hardy: Well, I believe that Grant’ll be an inventor of the first rank. Stan Laurel: What’s rank?...
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Gift for my newlywed wife

Gift for my newlywed wife
Gift for my newlywed wife – The husband had a *good* idea about getting a gift for his new bride. The execution, however, … I had to go on a business trip the day after my honeymoon, so I decided to purchase a gift for my new wife.
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Romance quotes

Romance quotes Quotations about romance from a variety of people, including Lord Byron, D. H. Lawrence, Edgar Allen Poe, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, and many others.
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