Top Ten Reasons Churches Don’t Ask Clown Ministries to Return
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March 31, 2015 user
Church and God jokes, Clown jokes
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Only in America……can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in America……are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. Only in America……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while...
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March 17, 2015 user
Social jokes
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While walking down Pennsylvania Avenue one fine afternoon on his way back to the White House to sign executive orders banning certain types of ammunition and edible school lunches, President Barack Obama is tragically hit by a Prius and dies. “Welcome to Heaven, Mr. Obama“, St. Peter says....
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March 16, 2015 user
Political jokes
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Two Tough Questions – think carefully before you answer!
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March 15, 2015 user
Political jokes
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Do you fancy working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics?: 29 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad checks 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at...
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March 14, 2015 user
Political jokes
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Politician decides between Heaven and Hell – While walking down the street one day, a corrupt politician is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. “Welcome to Heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in,...
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March 13, 2015 user
Political jokes
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Only weeks after leaving office on Jan. 20, 2017, former President Barack Obama discovers a leak under his sink, so he calls Troy the Plumber to come out and fix it. Troy drives to Obama’s new house, which is located in a very exclusive, gated community near Chicago...
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March 11, 2015 user
Political jokes
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Did you ever wonder how President Obama would react to a zombie outbreak? Probably with the following:
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March 9, 2015 user
Political jokes
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Q: How many days in a week? A: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Q: When is a retiree’s bedtime? A: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Q: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, but it takes all day. Q:...
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March 8, 2015 user
Age jokes
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A man was exploring the African jungle and came upon a tribe of natives, their presence underscored by the distinctive and monotonous beating of drums. The man spoke with the tribe and they allowed him to stay with them and sleep on their grounds. The first night, the...
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March 6, 2015 user
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