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Things Found Only in America

Only in America……can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in America……are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. Only in America……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while...
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Obama, St. Peter and the Devil

President Obama tries to cash a check
While walking down Pennsylvania Avenue one fine afternoon on his way back to the White House to sign executive orders banning certain types of ammunition and edible school lunches, President Barack Obama is tragically hit by a Prius and dies. “Welcome to Heaven, Mr. Obama“, St. Peter says....
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Would You Work For This Company?

Do you fancy working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics?: 29 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad checks 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at...
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Politician decides between Heaven and Hell

Heaven or Hell? Campaigning versus voting
Politician decides between Heaven and Hell – While walking down the street one day, a corrupt politician is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. “Welcome to Heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in,...
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Affordable Plumbing Act

Affordable Plumbing Act
Only weeks after leaving office on Jan. 20, 2017, former President Barack Obama discovers a leak under his sink, so he calls Troy the Plumber to come out and fix it. Troy drives to Obama’€™s new house, which is located in a very exclusive, gated community near Chicago...
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Why I Like Retirement

Why I Like Retirement
Q: How many days in a week? A: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Q: When is a retiree’s bedtime? A: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Q: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, but it takes all day. Q:...
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The drums must not stop

A man was exploring the African jungle and came upon a tribe of natives, their presence underscored by the distinctive and monotonous beating of drums. The man spoke with the tribe and they allowed him to stay with them and sleep on their grounds. The first night, the...
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