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I have the fastest racehorse in the county

Race horse from Playing the Ponies, starring the Three Stooges
I have the fastest racehorse in the county. Why, just last week she was racing, three lengths ahead, when she stopped in the middle of the racetrack, and gave birth to a foal! Why, what an amazing story. It’s a pity you lost the race. What do you...
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I have the fastest racehorse in the county

Race horse from Playing the Ponies, starring the Three Stooges
I have the fastest racehorse in the county. Why, just last week she was racing, three lengths ahead, when she stopped in the middle of the racetrack, and gave birth to a foal! Why, what an amazing story. It’s a pity you lost the race. What do you...
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The new recruit at guard duty

United States Marine Corps
The new recruit at guard duty – What happens when the new recruit on guard duty challenges the General? The new recruit, on guard duty for the first time, was told to challenge anyone who didn’€™t have a blue card. The General came to the gate.  He didn’t have...
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The new recruit at guard duty

United States Marine Corps
The new recruit at guard duty – What happens when the new recruit on guard duty challenges the General? The new recruit, on guard duty for the first time, was told to challenge anyone who didn’€™t have a blue card. The General came to the gate.  He didn’t have...
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Immunizations in the Navy

Immunizations in the Navy – In the Navy, how many injections are too many? In the service, you tend to be inoculated against everything, whether you need it or not.  The story is told of the carrier pilot, who after receiving his umpteenth injection, asked for a drink of water.
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How long submarines can stay underwater

How long submarines can stay underwater - When naval officers brag about how long their submarines can stay underwater - laughter results! Enjoy!
How long submarines can stay underwater – When naval officers brag about how long their submarines can stay underwater – laughter results! Enjoy! One American, one Russian and one German naval officer try to decide who’s submarines are the best.
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