Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal? … which one? Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?” Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running? Bob: “No, the other one.” Jim: “You mean SEAL Team 6?” Bob: “No, the other one.” Jim: “You mean the State...
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December 25, 2014 user
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What were you doing in the gambling den? Does the locksmith have a legitimate excuse? Judge: You are accused of gambling, how do you plead? Plaintiff: Not guilty, your honor. Judge: What’s your profession? Plaintiff: I’m a locksmith, your honor. Judge: And what were you doing in the...
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December 21, 2014 user
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Dentist’s Hymn: Crown Him with Many Crowns Weatherman’s Hymn: There Shall Be Showers of Blessing Contractor’s Hymn: The Church’s One Foundation The Tailor’s Hymn: Holy, Holy, Holy The Golfer’s Hymn: There’s a Green Hill Far Away The Politician’s Hymn: Standing on the Promises!
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December 15, 2014 user
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Barack Obama met with the Queen of England – but will Joe Biden pass the Queen’s intelligence test? He asked her, “Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?” “Well,” said the Queen, “the most important thing is...
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December 15, 2014 user
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Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton help a homeless person – a lesson in the meaning of “compassion” Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were walking down the street, when they came upon a homeless person. Donald Trump gave the homeless person his business card, and told him to come to...
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December 14, 2014 user
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President Obama tries to cash a check – but how can he prove his identity? President Barack Obama, surrounded by his normal retinue of Secret Service agents, walks into the Chicago branch office of a regional bank to cash a check. ‘Good morning, ma’am,’ he says to the...
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December 13, 2014 user
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Al Sharpton protests washing machines – but why? Al Sharpton was in Sears. He was there to protest the fact that most all of the washing machines were white.
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December 13, 2014 user
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Christmas Fruit cake Recipe – Frankly, I always suspected that this is how they made fruitcake … Ingredients Needed: ————- 4 Oz. Fruit Bits 1 Railroad Tie Wood Saw Large Rubber Mallot Safety Goggles WEAR YOUR SAFETY GOGGLES. (Children: Get help from an adult!) Cut a one-foot section from...
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December 7, 2014 user
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Funny movie quotes from DuBarry was a Lady co-starring Red Skelton and Lucille Ball, Gene Kelly, Virginia Mayo, Zero Mostel
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December 7, 2014 user
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12 Days of Christmas Memo | Santa Claus – I know that corporate downsizing is inevitable in American business … but at the North Pole? 12 Days of Christmas CORPORATE MEMO To: All StaffDate: December 1Subject: New “Twelve Days of Christmas” Policy The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the...
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December 4, 2014 user
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