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What’s the name of your ranch?

Cowboy 1: What’s the name of your ranch? Cowboy 2: Well, it the X-Y-Z C-Double D-Bar-B-Q central western consolidated ranch. Cowboy 1: Wow! That’s quite the mouthful! Do you have many cattle? Cowboy 2: No, only a few; most of them don’t survive the branding.  
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What is Murphy’s Law?

What is Murphy’s Law? Anything that can go wrong will! What is Cole’s Law? The punchline! Enjoy the joke! Clown 1: What is Murphy’s Law? Clown 2: “Anything that can go wrong, will.” Clown 1: Good. And what is Segal’s law?
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What do you call cold tea?

What do you call cold tea? – a build-up to a funny joke! enjoy! Clown 1: ‘€œWhat do you call cold tea?’€ Clown 2: ‘€œIced tea.’€ Clown 1: ‘€œWhat do you call cold coffee?’€ Clown 2: ‘€œIced coffee.’€ Clown 1: ‘€œWhat do you call cold ink?’€ Clown 2:...
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