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Twas the night before Christmas – clown version

Twas the night before Christmas - clown version
poetry – ‘Twas the night before Christmas – a clown version T’€™was the night before Christmasand all through our townsThe birthday King has summoned His clowns Clowns to bring joy in the midst of the night,Clowns to share happiness for children’s delight. With strange colored hair,and size seventeen...
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Tis not the season

Tis not the season - A parody of Deck the Halls talking about the perversion of what Christmas is supposed to be about - suitable for clown skits
Tis not the season – A parody of Deck the Halls talking about the perversion of what Christmas is supposed to be about – suitable for clown skits (To the tune of “€œDeck The Halls”) ‘Tis the season to be greedy!Fa la la la la, La la la...
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The clown and the singing contest

The clown and the singing contest – How did the clown win the medal in the singing contest? Clown 1: Wow, what a nice silver medal!  How did you win it? Clown 2: By singing! Clown 1: And how did you win the gold medal?
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Bit on the ear

Bit on the ear – how the clown bit himself on the ear Hobo Clown: Ouch! Oh, my ear, my ear! White face clown: What’s the matter? Hobo Clown : I just bit my own ear! White face clown: That’s impossible. How can someone bite himself on the ear?
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