Republicans versus Democrats on celebrating Christmas – And you thought you could tell Republicans from Democrats by how they vote. Not so! Just observe how they act during the holidays…… Republican say “Merry Christmas!”Democrats say “Happy Holidays!” Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending $50 to the...
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Is Santa Claus a Time Lord? I have figured out how you can explain Santa Claus to your children. Clearly, Santa is a Time Lord from Gallifrey, like Doctor Who. Here are my solutions to the most common objections: 1) How does he fit all the toys in...
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The clown asks, what time is it? So, what’s causing the clown so much stress from the simple question, “What time is it?” 1st Clown: What time is it? 2nd Clown: 2:14 1st Clown: Not again!
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