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1,000 Valentine Day cards

1,000 Valentine Day cards

Who would mail out 1,000 Valentine Day cards?

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.

The balding man replied, “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'”

“But why?” asks the second man.

“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the first man replied.

 

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